Ok...since no one is really reading this blog now anyway, we thought we would continue the Chanukah (Hanukkah, Hanukah..) entry from last night. Here are the lyrics to the different versions. Forgive the missing punctuation and mis-spellings...I'm tired and too lazy to change every word.
Not sure why we think this is important, but everytime we hear the song, it makes us smile. So, smiling is good....
Version 1--The Original by Adam Sandler
Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewishKids who dont get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we go...
Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree,
here's a list of People who are jewish, just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah.
Guess who eats together at the Charnegie deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
Paul Newman's half jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both jewish!
Put on your yalmulka, its time for Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.
O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer Rod Carew--(he converted!)
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: all three stooges.
So many jews are in show biz--Tom Cruise isn't, [tacit] but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah.
I hope I get a harmonica,
on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happyHanukkah.
Happy Hanukka!
Version II
Title:Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song Part II
This is lyrics from http://www.lyrics007.com/
Put on your Yamaka
Its time for Chanukah.
So much funnaka,
To celebrate Chanukah.
Chanukah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.
Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine,
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein.
Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys.
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together what a funky, bad ass Jew.
We got Harvey Keitel and flash dancer Jennifer Beals,
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish and yes her boobs are real.
Put on that yarmulka, It's time for Chanukah.
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffman celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson still not a Jew but guess who is?
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo.
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cause we're pretty good in the sack.
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed on the PGA tour,
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.
So many Jews are in the show biz,
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish but my mother thinks he is.
Tell the world-amanaka, it's time to celebrate Chanukah.
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah, the C is silent in Chanukah,
So read your hooked on phonica, get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka,
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!
Version III
Tile :Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
This is lyrics from http://www.lyrics007.com/
Put on your yamulke,
It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys)
Once again it's Onakah,
The miracle of Chanukah. (give it up for the Drei Dels)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents? Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah blessing.
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will & Grace"'s Debra Messing.
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy.
Maybe they should have called that show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!(Just kidding Tommy!)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe,
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!)
Oh My God! Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
Put on the yamukah, here comes Chanukah.
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica Celebrates Chanukah.
Schneider: Oooo, good job!
Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a big fan of the Jews.
Well, maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes,
her mama's Jewish!
Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision.
But the one thing they could not get out of their painful circumcision.
As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,
And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all ,But it looks to me like he ate one.
There's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul.
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music but first came Hebrew school.
Natalie Portmanukah,
It's time to celebrate Chanukah.
I hope I get an Abrtronicah,
on this joyful, toyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonicah,
And soil your long johnukahs.
If you really really wantukah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Happy Chan-u-kah!
The Chanukah Song Pt. 3 Lyrics by Adam Sandler
(Although some new lyrics were added)
Chanukah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents? Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights!
But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three!
Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing,
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing!
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,
Maybe they should have called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie!
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!(Just kidding, Tommy!.)
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe,
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow!
Rob Schneider: I'm Jewish!?!?!
Drei-Dels: Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah...
Rob Schneider: The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah!
Adam Sandler: Tiny Elvis everybody. Tiny Elvis.
Schneider, I didn't even know you were jewish.
Rob Schneider: I'm a philipino jew. In fact, i'm going home right now to light the first pig.
Adam sandler: okay, get going.
Osama bin Laden...The Drie-dels: BOO!
Not a big fan of the Jews!
Well maybe that's because he lost the figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes!
(Her mama's Jewish.)
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision,
but one thing they could not get out of...Their painful circumcision!
Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish, but a full-time Oscar winner,
Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too, And I'd like to put more in her!
Whoo!
There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, Beck, and Paula Abdul,
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school!
Hey!Natalie Portmanika,
It's time to celebrate Chanukah!
I hope I get an Abtronica,
On this joyful, joyful Chanukah.
So get a high colonika,
And soil your long-johnnakahs,
If you really, really wannakah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!"
Now we have collected all the versions (that we could find anyway) in one place. This will help since every year we like to sing the song with our sweet Jewish friends and family....Now on to find "Christmas-time for the Jews"...
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