New Naughty Betty Funny Napkins and Cups

Current Events

It all looked too familiar. Who knew MikWright had their spin on current events long before they happened in 2011.

Sorry, but we just couldn't resist....

Party Cups from MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More

SALE on Party Cups!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!

December 16 - December 23

Party Cups From
MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More
Are on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

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New Items from FRED...just in time for the Holidays!

NEW Party and Gift Items from FRED
YouNeedADrink.com has FUNKY new items from FRED.

Yeah, we know how to party....

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HOPSIDE DOWN™
viva la longneck!

Black Stash Bottle Openers

COOL SHOOTERS

Freeze your own shot glass

Oops!
It is a drink coaster and a bottle opener all in one!

MEET PEOPLE Drink Markers
Avoid that “how do I start a conversation with this utter stranger” feeling...

BEER BANDS
Never loose your drink again!

WINE LINES
Stem tags with attitude

COOL JAZZ
freeze, stir, and chill

POLLUTED™
pick your poison!

COOL JEWELS
the dazzling diamond ice cube tray

PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS
turn your nose into something WILD

PEEPSHOW Shot Glasses
Get an eyeful !

WINESTEIN™
a beer-lover’s wine glass or a wine-lover’s beer glass?

Gifts for the Lady (or Ladies) in your life

YouNeedADrink.com has many funny gifts for ladies, women, girls and girlfriends. You don't have to spend an arm and a leg to get a really nice gift for the woman or lady in your life. Shop with us and we'll show you how to make her smile and laugh out loud.




Look at this great selection of funny cocktail/beverage napkins from Anne Taintor, Shannon Martin, Ephemera, New Yorker, MikWright, Murray's Law, Design Design, Emerson, Inviting Company, Go Girl!, Love Time Disco, Mary Phillips, Mina Lee, Scrawl and more.

Here are gifts for the lady from Anne Taintor including Shot Glasses, Mugs, Magnetic Postcards, Funny Cocktail/Beverage Napkins, Flasks, Drink Coasters & more
















Take a look at these coffee & tea mugs from Anne Taintor, MikWright, Emerson, Murray's Law, Mina Lee and more

This is just a few of the ideas for gifts any woman would love to receive.

MikWright Hip Flasks, Personal Cases and Party Cups

NEW MikWright Flasks, Party Cups & Cases

YouNeedADrink.com is excited to offer new MikWright gift items. Hip flasks, flask sets, and personal cases that are fun to give and receive.

It is hard to believe the Holiday Season is almost here.
But there it is, just weeks away.
Here are some fresh ideas to put a little sass in the season.

MikWright Personal case. Great for pills, jewelry, etc.
"You know I'm not wearing any underwear."

MikWright Personal Case. Great fo pills jewelry, etc.
"Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank."

MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."

MikWright Party Cups.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. and the last time I checked, it was now. "
"My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
"Hello vodka, it's mommy calling"
"Drinks well with others"

Flask Sets Include:

My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.

Individual Flasks Include:

Mama loves her some boxed wine.

Drinks well with others

For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka

I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis

Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.

Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.

There he goes again, showing off his wiener.

Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini

Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.

Tampon Cases Include:

It's all about the shoes

I was never meant to fly coach

That's the look she gets just before going into ''full-on-bitch'' mode

Why the hell do I even get up in the morning

I was never meant to work

If there is a God, please let this guy be my OB/GYN

NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses

Anne Taintor Shot Glasses...you know you want some.

The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Anne Taintor and the crew have been working on these for a while, trying to get them absolutely perfect… and they are!

Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!)

We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.
Each 2 oz. glass is 4'' tall. Packed 4 glasses/set

Sets include:

''high maintenance' doesn't begin to cover it''

''all I want is an umbrella in my drink''

''it's so involved being me''

''I love not camping''
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''old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass''
''surely it must be five o'clock somewhere''
"let's ignore our mothers' well-meant advice''
''someone was going to have to set a bad example'' ______________________________________

''I can never remember which is better... safe?...or sorry?''

''looking for trouble? look no further...''

''golly! liquor is quicker!''

''born to be wild'' ____________________________________

''I have what one might call 'special needs'''

''I should come with a warning label''

''the key word is 'alleged'''

''just let my conscience be our guide''

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''medicated and motivated''

''stop me before I volunteer again''

''I'm so happy it's happy hour''

''why do dishes when you can do shots?'' ______________________________________

''guess where I'm tattooed''

''she threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men''

''she was about two shots away from proving his mother right''

''why yes, I am that kind of girl''

Pick Your Nose Cups - Party Animals from Fred

These Pick Your Nose Cups - Party Animals from Fred just cracked us up. So we decided to pass on the laughs to you. They are fun, funny and inexpensive cups for kids of all ages. These funny paper party cups will definitely liven up any event!

Perfect for Earth Day or Earth Week or Earth Month or Earth Year!

Party Supplies, Cocktail Party Supplies, Drinking Party Accessories

Party Supplies are a must have for any gathering of more than 2 people. There, it has been written. Whether they are Cocktail Party Supplies, Drinking Party Supplies (Hey, every party needs a theme!)

Party Cups

Party Cups for your next Event!

PICK YOUR NOSE party cups with personality

Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these photo-realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink – voila – you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd.

Remember, never turn your nose up at a good laugh!

There are 24 12-oz. cups in each pack, evenly divided between male and female proboscises (errr, noses). Packed in a nice clear box.

Etch-It Party Cups and Name Tags

Name-tag or Artist Canvas? Here is the latest way to add a priceless amount of FUN to group events.

Etch-it equipped disposable cups are instant, fun and pen-less. They save time and money. The newest in party cups. These fun etch-it cups help party guests remember their drinks.

They work like a real etch-it board. No need to get markers for the plastic cups. Peel the protective paper and use your fingernails to write your name or draw a picture to easily identify your cup.

Party guests will love the new Etch-it Party Cups. Never Lose Your Drink Use Fewer Cups Great Party Ice Breakers Everyday Family Fun Doubles as a Name tag.

Less Germ Exposure Less Clean Up Great for the Office School, Church, Club Meetings etc.

Etch-It also has Name Tags!

Reusable Funny Plastic Party Cups

These plastic cups are made of a durable and sturdy plastic. A cup with a sense of humor. A hit at any party. Weekend Waterford cups are a big hit.