All Flasks are 20% off!

All Flasks are 20% off!

Anne Taintor Flasks, MikWright Flasks, Erin Smith Flasks

Some styles are limited, so grab them while you can

Cheers, Y'all!

NEW Anne Taintor Products

New Products from Anne Taintor

• NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses



• NEW Anne Taintor Coin Purses



• NEW Anne Taintor Cosmetic Bags



• NEW Anne Taintor Drink Coasters



• NEW Anne Taintor Flasks



• NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards



• NEW Anne Taintor Mugs



• NEW Anne Taintor Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor Holiday Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor "Taintor With A Twist"

We've stocked up with new items from Anne Taintor. Fun gift items for the girls, gals, ladies, women....all those girlfriends who love to laugh.


Anne Taintor also has a great new line called Taintor With A Twist. This line has cocktail napkins, lady's liquor hip flasks, drink coasters and coffee mugs (tea cups). Here's a little about the line:
The new ''Taintor with a Twist'' line features classic art from ''The Saturday Evening Post'', the magazine that defined American life and culture for much of the 20th century. These sumptuous images - dare we call them Mad Men-esque? - were created by the Cooper Agency, a Madison Avenue advertising firm that produced much of the magazine's original art.

Gifts for the Lady (or Ladies) in your life

YouNeedADrink.com has many funny gifts for ladies, women, girls and girlfriends. You don't have to spend an arm and a leg to get a really nice gift for the woman or lady in your life. Shop with us and we'll show you how to make her smile and laugh out loud.




Look at this great selection of funny cocktail/beverage napkins from Anne Taintor, Shannon Martin, Ephemera, New Yorker, MikWright, Murray's Law, Design Design, Emerson, Inviting Company, Go Girl!, Love Time Disco, Mary Phillips, Mina Lee, Scrawl and more.

Here are gifts for the lady from Anne Taintor including Shot Glasses, Mugs, Magnetic Postcards, Funny Cocktail/Beverage Napkins, Flasks, Drink Coasters & more
















Take a look at these coffee & tea mugs from Anne Taintor, MikWright, Emerson, Murray's Law, Mina Lee and more

This is just a few of the ideas for gifts any woman would love to receive.

MikWright Hip Flasks, Personal Cases and Party Cups

NEW MikWright Flasks, Party Cups & Cases

YouNeedADrink.com is excited to offer new MikWright gift items. Hip flasks, flask sets, and personal cases that are fun to give and receive.

It is hard to believe the Holiday Season is almost here.
But there it is, just weeks away.
Here are some fresh ideas to put a little sass in the season.

MikWright Personal case. Great for pills, jewelry, etc.
"You know I'm not wearing any underwear."

MikWright Personal Case. Great fo pills jewelry, etc.
"Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank."

MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."

MikWright Party Cups.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. and the last time I checked, it was now. "
"My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
"Hello vodka, it's mommy calling"
"Drinks well with others"

Flask Sets Include:

My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.

Individual Flasks Include:

Mama loves her some boxed wine.

Drinks well with others

For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka

I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis

Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.

Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.

There he goes again, showing off his wiener.

Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini

Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.

Tampon Cases Include:

It's all about the shoes

I was never meant to fly coach

That's the look she gets just before going into ''full-on-bitch'' mode

Why the hell do I even get up in the morning

I was never meant to work

If there is a God, please let this guy be my OB/GYN

Anne Taintor NEW Barware

Anne Taintor has released new Ladies' Flasks and Drink Coasters for the Spring. Her Barware Line is sure to please all your friends with wicked senses of humor. These fun, funny, witty, clever and RETRO Liquor Flasks and Drink Coasters make perfect gifts.

These dandy little 4 oz stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.

NEW Flask Styles Include:

• Golly! Liquor is quicker!



• All I want is an umbrella in my drink.



• I should come with a warning label

The perfect hostess gift and a sure-fire conversation starter! Each set of six reusable Beverage/Cocktail Coasters includes two each of three designs. With so many clever Anne Taintor designs to choose from, and this great price, better pick up a few.

For those who may not know, here is a little bit about Anne Taintor from her website:

Anne graduated from Harvard in 1977 with a degree in Visual and Environmental
Studies. After college, she focused on collage, and her work always incorporated
a subtle humor and playfulness. For years, Anne’s art was more of a sideline
than a full-time occupation. But in 1985, she was a single mother searching for
a way to spend more time at home with her daughter than her job in cartography
permitted, and she began to develop a line of collaged pins and magnets. The new
collages combined vintage images with Anne’s own interpretation of what these
men and women might really be thinking. They were instantly a hit with Anne’s
customers, though it took a little longer for her to be brave enough to “quit
her day job”.

In 1999, with her daughter away at college, Anne and her
husband moved to a tiny town (population 80!) in North Central New Mexico

Have a Greener New Year!

We recently read yet another article telling us that Plastic Water Bottles are everywhere. That quick, convenient water source as become a landfill nightmare.

CNN reported in April, 2008:

In the U.S., the world's biggest consumer market for bottled water, sales hit a record 8.82 billion gallons in 2007, a 9.5 percent increase from 2005. Sales of bottled water in the U.S. have now overtaken sales of milk and are close to outselling beer.

Think about that for a minute. The sale of bottled water has now overtaken the sale of milk and BEER? Oh, the HUMANITY!

Plenty of companies have started selling stylish, reusable water containers that save money in the short and long run. You can easily clean them, and take water right from the fridge or tap.

Stylish is one thing, but Stylish and funny is even better. Olive Sandwiches has this funny line of Stainless Steel water bottles that will make you smile while you're making your Green Statement.

What's not to like with sayings like this:

• Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough as it is!


• Actually yes, the world does revolve around me!


• Bitch? Moi?


• How much fun can I have before I go to hell?


• TGIF- Thank God I'm Fabulous!


• Gardening, Yoga, Bubble Baths, Medication...And I still want to smack somebody!

So have a Greener New Year and hop on the bandwagon and get yours today!

The Peach Tart Blog

Found a great blog today thanks to a customer of ours. Ms. Peach did a write up about Anne Taintor Flasks and directed her readers our way. Thanks again Ms. Peach!

Anne Taintor Flasks post

Check out The Peach Tart Blog when you get a chance. It is a lot of fun

Anne Taintor Flasks and YouNeedADrink.com are in Time Out New York

Anne Taintor Flasks and YouNeedADrink.com are in Time Out New York. We appreciate all the promotion we can get. These Anne Taintor flasks are great and everyone should have one, or two...or three. Of course, I made sure to let the good people at Anne Taintor know about the promotion. They were very happy and grateful. Even Anne sent me a personal Email. I love her!

Funny Hip Flasks

Funny Flasks for your hip. Hip Flasks for your funnybone. Liquor Flasks for your....liquor(of course)!

Olive Sandwiches funny, retro Hip Flasks

Anne Taintor funny Liquor Flasks...COMING SOON!!

Jack Daniel's Flasks

Lush Life Flasks

All of these cool Liquor Flasks make great gifts!

Cool, Hip Flasks that are Funny, Retro and Chic

Cool, Hip Flasks that are Funny, Retro and Chic

We have said and written about it many times. We just love the idea of liquor flasks...also known as hip flasks, retro flasks, flask...you get the idea. The hip flask can be so much more than just a convenient, discreet transport for your vodka, burbon, gin or what have you. The hip flask can be and should be funny. Of course, the Jack Daniel's flasks are great too, but there are so many really funny flasks out there now. Anne Taintor Flasks & Olive Sandwiches flasks just to mention a few.

Pick one up for yourself or a friend soon.

Retro Flasks & Thermoses

We all know that there are some days when you MUST take your cocktail with you. We have been the hit at the movie theater viewing of Sex & The City when we snuck (or is the word now used as "sneaked...not sure when the past tense of sneak changed) in Cosmopolitans. Beats a regular old fountain drink at $5.

Well what are we supposed to do to transport our favorite cocktail? If you happen to have a thermos that will fit in your purse, good for you! And if you had your very own flask that fit oh so neatly into your hip pocket, all the better.

For the rest of us, here are the newest "MUST HAVE" items.

OLIVE SANDWICHES Retro Thermos collection.

Here is the "Gardening, Yoga, Bubble Baths, Medication...and I still want to smack somebody!" Thermos.

There is a matching Flask and Coffee Mug/Tea Cup.

Think about all those times that you needed a hot cup of coffee on the go. With the price of Starbucks now, this item is really a money saver too? You can pack enough coffee to get you through the morning.

And when you need a cold drink, well what was the old Thermos advertisement? "Keeps Hot Things Hot, Keeps Cold Things Cold! And as a bonus, it is too cute and stylish!




Here is the "Yoo, Hoo! Has anybody seen my sanity?" Retro Thermos from Olive Sandwiches.

There is a matching Flask too!

Flasks...transport your fun!

Flasks...we remember a time when our relatives travelled with a liquor briefcase. Does anyone out there remember those? Metal cases lined in velvet or satin with pre-formed foam that cradled a couple of glasses, a jigger or two, a bottle of your favorite spirit and other tools that made the perfect cocktail. Many were engraved with the owner's initials. We can remember that two of our uncles never left home without their "medicine case".

We aren't sure why these cases came to mind...reminiscing and digressing we guess. We don't carry these cases, but we do have some really cool, groovy, retro and even funny hip flasks. Some of the flasks have hooks right on the sides so that you can attach your keys or attach the flask to your pants.

We have a customer who bought a few to give to her friends. These friends actually have a float in the Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans. Now that is a great idea! They can hang them from their costumes and never be without something tasty to quench their thirsts.

Now...when you need to make a friend smile, you have to look at these flasks from Olive Sandwiches... They are hip, chic, funny and oh, so retro. We should say that they are the "hippest" hip flasks we have found (pardon the pun). There are several styles from which to choose...

Of course, we also carry Jack Daniel's flasks for the guys and girls in your life who often feel the need to "Get All Jacked Up"...quoting Gretchen Wilson. Check out the whole line.


Flasks...they are making a comeback. And you don't have to carry liquor only in them...why not some refreshing water? Yeah...we know. But the thought is good.