20% off ALL Fall Holiday & Halloween Funny Cocktail Napkins

All Halloween & Fall Holiday

Napkins 20% Off!

Sale for 1 week only...get 'em quick!

New Naughty Betty Funny Napkins and Cups

New Cocktail Napkins with a splash of color from Shannon Martin

New Napkins and Drink Coasters From Erin Smith

Final Clearance on Halloween Napkins!

20% off on all HALLOWEEN napkins left in stock.

Get them quick!

NEW Everyday and Holiday Cocktail Napkins from Shannon Martin

Check out the funny new cocktail & beverage napkins from Shannon Martin-Girl Designer. We are now carrying all of Shannon's everyday cocktail napkins as well as her whole line of Holiday cocktail napkins.

NEW Anne Taintor Products

New Products from Anne Taintor

• NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses



• NEW Anne Taintor Coin Purses



• NEW Anne Taintor Cosmetic Bags



• NEW Anne Taintor Drink Coasters



• NEW Anne Taintor Flasks



• NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards



• NEW Anne Taintor Mugs



• NEW Anne Taintor Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor Holiday Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor "Taintor With A Twist"

We've stocked up with new items from Anne Taintor. Fun gift items for the girls, gals, ladies, women....all those girlfriends who love to laugh.


Anne Taintor also has a great new line called Taintor With A Twist. This line has cocktail napkins, lady's liquor hip flasks, drink coasters and coffee mugs (tea cups). Here's a little about the line:
The new ''Taintor with a Twist'' line features classic art from ''The Saturday Evening Post'', the magazine that defined American life and culture for much of the 20th century. These sumptuous images - dare we call them Mad Men-esque? - were created by the Cooper Agency, a Madison Avenue advertising firm that produced much of the magazine's original art.

NEW Fall Holiday Napkins 10% Off

SALE extended for 1 week.....get 'em quick!

Fall Holiday Napkins from Design Design, Murray's Law, Anne Taintor, Jill Wright, Naughty Betty, Emerson, Shannon Martin, MikWright and more.
Visit YouNeedADrink.com to see more Holiday Napkins and gifts.

NEW Halloween Party Napkins 10% off

SALE is for 1 week only....so get 'em quick!

Halloween and Fall Holiday napkins from Design, Design, MikWright, Murray's Law and more. Visit YouNeedADrink.com for more great holiday napkins.

Current Events

It all looked too familiar. Who knew MikWright had their spin on current events long before they happened in 2011.

Sorry, but we just couldn't resist....

Gifts for the Lady (or Ladies) in your life

YouNeedADrink.com has many funny gifts for ladies, women, girls and girlfriends. You don't have to spend an arm and a leg to get a really nice gift for the woman or lady in your life. Shop with us and we'll show you how to make her smile and laugh out loud.




Look at this great selection of funny cocktail/beverage napkins from Anne Taintor, Shannon Martin, Ephemera, New Yorker, MikWright, Murray's Law, Design Design, Emerson, Inviting Company, Go Girl!, Love Time Disco, Mary Phillips, Mina Lee, Scrawl and more.

Here are gifts for the lady from Anne Taintor including Shot Glasses, Mugs, Magnetic Postcards, Funny Cocktail/Beverage Napkins, Flasks, Drink Coasters & more
















Take a look at these coffee & tea mugs from Anne Taintor, MikWright, Emerson, Murray's Law, Mina Lee and more

This is just a few of the ideas for gifts any woman would love to receive.

Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

NEW Ephemera Cocktail/Beverage Napkins...they're a HOOT!

Ephemera, Inc: Retro with attitude. We love Ephemera's sense of style and hilarious captions on their cocktail/beverage napkins.

Some of Ephemera's new party napkins:

• I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.


• Wine! It's how classy people get shitfaced.


• Once I thought I was a slut. Then I realized I was acting like a man.

If you don't know much about Ephemera, Inc., here is a little from their website:

Founded in 1980 in San Francisco, CA

Now located in Phoenix, Oregon (population 4,060)
Home of Tami Farrell, Miss Teen USA 2003

INFLUENCES:
Jerry Lewis
Mad Magazine
Lenny Bruce
Miles Davis
Abbie Hoffman
Ronald McDonald
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Jane Fonda
Soupy Sales
Henry Mancini
Frank Sinatra
Sid Vicious
Dr. Suess
Vladimir Nabokov
Vlad the Impaler

PHILOSOPHY:
Being weird isn’t enough.
Doing strange things in the name of art.
Pissing off the whole world – one person at a time.
Being nice to people is a really good idea.

We are hoping to carry Ephemera's coffee/tea mugs, drink coasters and other items soon.

Stay tuned!

Anne Taintor NEW Napkins and Mugs!

We are always SO excited when the new Anne Taintor catalog comes and see that Anne has new items. Thankfully, she still keeps her wry sense of humor and continues finding these amazing retro images. This season's crop of funny cocktail/beverage napkins and coffee/tea mugs will keep you smiling when you have your next cocktail party or just the next cup of coffee.



This season we were even more excited to announce that Anne now has napkins with women of color! Great news indeed. Anne has been on the hunt for a long time for images to add to her collection that is more representative of America today. However, since she uses old advertising art as the base for her art, it has been difficult to find women of color from artwork in the 40's. However, she has done it! We hope this is a start of much more to come.

2010 NEW Spring Styles Include:

• From scratch? why yes, I scratched the label right off the bakery's box COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• Oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again.. COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• She was one frozen entree' away from a nervous breakdown COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• My garden kicks ass COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN


• Golly! Liquor IS quicker! COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN , FLASK & DRINK COASTERS


• Errands...housecleaning..dinner at 6. How does he do it? COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN

The New Yorker's Cartoon NEW Cocktail/Beverage Napkins and Drink Coasters

We have now added The New Yorker's Cartoon Cocktail/Beverage Napkins and The New Yorker Drink Coasters to our humorous line of paper party napkins and party supplies. The New Yorker's fun, funny, witty and clever products will add a splash of comedy to your next party.

For more than 80 years The New Yorker's cartoons have been recognized for their style, wit and intelligence. New Yorker cartoonists have created a truly American genre of art that has become an integral part of our cultural landscape.*

Styles Include:
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• ''Barry made the wine. I made the cheese.''


• ''Susan, this might be the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine.''


• ''Most of all I love your vulnerability.''


• ''Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!''


• ''We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent.''


• ''Might I suggest the most expensive wine and the most expensive dinner?''

Don't forget The New Yorker Drink Coaster Set


*via PPD catalog

Shannon Martin, Girl Designer: NEW PRODUCTS!

Shannon Martin - Girl Designer just released more funny, witty and oh, so RETRO Cocktail/Beverage Napkins and Drink Coasters.



We've been a big Shannon Martin supporter for quite awhile. If you aren't familiar with Shannon, her website says it best:

Shannon Martin is a seasoned graphic designer, entertaining writer and
lifetime prankster who was born to create funny, funky, witty and retro
cocktail/beverage drink coasters. Shannon loves what she does and hopes you do,
too.

Shannon attributes any artistic tendencies to her mother, who used
to paint faces on the fruit she put in her children's lunches. She has a
background in art and design and draws inspiration from Joseph Cornell, Anne
Lamott and her hero, Pippi Longstocking.

New Cocktail/Beverage Napkin Designs Include:
(Link takes you to more information about the product)

• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-Benjamin Franklin
• Do you know the way to Cabernet?
• Even at my age, I don't need glasses. I prefer to drink right out of the bottle.
• You look like I need a drink.
• My liquid diet is going well. So far I've lost 2 days.
• I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• The whole world is about three drinks behind-Humphrey Bogart
• We're all here because we're not all there.
• You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on - Dean Martin
• Take me to your Liter.

Come see all the NEW Shannon Martin Cocktail/Drink Coasters too!

What You Eat Standing Up Doesn't Count - Beth Barnes

A sweet lady just called with a wonderful story about the "What You Eat Standing Up Doesn't Count" napkins. She told me that her niece just bought some of the napkins for her as a gift. When she received them she was so excited. Why, you might ask? Because she is THE Beth Barnes who originally said "What You Eat Standing Up Doesn't Count".

Beth went on to say that about 25 years ago she threw a wonderful large party at her home. She looked around the room and no one was eating all her wonderful food that she worked so hard to prepare. So she announced to the crowd, "Everyone, What You Eat Standing up Doesn't Count! So eat!" She was trying her best to encourage everyone to eat. She said that she just thought of it off the cuff. How clever she is!

It turns out that one of the guests at the party was a woman who had a daughter who wrote anthologies. The daughter wrote an anthology on food and Beth's comment was included in the book. Luckily she was given credit for her clever line. And since that book came out, Beth's clever words have been on cards and other items. She was so excited that her words were also included on cocktail napkins.

I was so excited to hear the story. Beth Barnes made my day.
She went on to say, "It's my only claim to fame".
To which I replied, "I think that is a pretty big claim to fame!"

Thanks Beth for sharing that story. I enjoyed it very much.

And yes, I'll work on a nice discount for you. It is the least I can do!

Shannon Martin - Girl Designer NEW Cocktail/Beverage Napkins

Your next party needs a touch of retro, witty, fun, funky & whimsy. Look at these great Shannon Martin Cocktail Beverage napkins. Shannon combines old images with witty, pithy captions to create napkins with a retro feel, and sharp wit.

Captions for these funny napkins include:

• Be yourself. Everyone else is taken-Oscar Wilde
• Bottoms Up!
• Dinner is poured
• Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini
• Honey, when I told you to bring over a hot dish, I wasn't talking about a Green Bean Casserole
• Setting a good example for your children, takes all the fun out of Middle Age-William Feather
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun -Katharine Hepburn
• If you pour it, they will come.
• If you haven't got anything nice to say about someone, come sit by me -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party-Oscar Wilde
• The menu tonight consists of 2 choices: Take it or Leave It.
• The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
• Wine is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin
• Why Limit Happy to an Hour
  

Shannon Martin is a seasoned graphic designer, entertaining writer and lifetime prankster who was born to create funny, funky, witty and retro cocktail/beverage napkins. Shannon loves what she does and hopes you do, too.

Shannon attributes any artistic tendencies to her mother, who used to paint faces on the fruit she put in her children's lunches. She has a background in art and design and draws inspiration from Joseph Cornell, Anne Lamott and her hero, Pippi Longstocking.

Be sure to check out all the styles available. They will add witty banter to any cocktail party.

Inviting Company has a CUTE new line of Cocktail Napkins

Inviting Company has a great new line of Funny, Witty, Humorous Cocktail/Beverage Napkins. We liked them so much we decided to carry almost everyone of them! Take a look at them, they really cracked us up. They are selling well, so get them before they're gone!

Shortened Versions of the Captions include:

• Loved and Lost
• Apologize
• Cinderella
• Sorry you Missed It
• Clear Conscience
• Don't Talk
• Lemons
• Let's Party
• Life's Too Short
• Miss You
• Mornings
• My Family
• Networking
• Nice Tiara
• Other Fish
• Prince Charming
• Princess
• Repeat Gossip
• Stressed
• Sunshine
• Thinkin' Chocolate
• Wine Improves

New Funny Cocktail Napkins from Mary Phillips for 2009

New Funny Cocktail Napkins from Mary Phillips Designs

Mary Phillips consistently creates funny cocktail napkins that make you smile, laugh and share with your friends. Mary Phillips Designs' humorous cocktail napkins are perfect for cheap, quick and easy gifts for your friends and co-workers. Make them smile today!

2009 Styles from Mary Phillips Designs

(Left Top to bottom- Right Top to bottom)

• Stimulating the economy one drink at a time
• I used to care but now I take a pill for that
• Bubbles never drank alone
• It's 5:00 somewhere
• Never let a few facts stand in the way of a good story
• Wine goes with everything I wear
• Bubbles refused to admit she had a problem
• I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it-Mae West
• Wine flies when you are having fun
• Domestic bliss is only a drink away