20% off ALL Fall Holiday & Halloween Funny Cocktail Napkins

All Halloween & Fall Holiday

Napkins 20% Off!

Sale for 1 week only...get 'em quick!

New Cocktail Napkins with a splash of color from Shannon Martin

New Napkins and Drink Coasters From Erin Smith

NEW Everyday and Holiday Cocktail Napkins from Shannon Martin

Check out the funny new cocktail & beverage napkins from Shannon Martin-Girl Designer. We are now carrying all of Shannon's everyday cocktail napkins as well as her whole line of Holiday cocktail napkins.

NEW Anne Taintor Products

New Products from Anne Taintor

• NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses



• NEW Anne Taintor Coin Purses



• NEW Anne Taintor Cosmetic Bags



• NEW Anne Taintor Drink Coasters



• NEW Anne Taintor Flasks



• NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards



• NEW Anne Taintor Mugs



• NEW Anne Taintor Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor Holiday Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor "Taintor With A Twist"

We've stocked up with new items from Anne Taintor. Fun gift items for the girls, gals, ladies, women....all those girlfriends who love to laugh.


Anne Taintor also has a great new line called Taintor With A Twist. This line has cocktail napkins, lady's liquor hip flasks, drink coasters and coffee mugs (tea cups). Here's a little about the line:
The new ''Taintor with a Twist'' line features classic art from ''The Saturday Evening Post'', the magazine that defined American life and culture for much of the 20th century. These sumptuous images - dare we call them Mad Men-esque? - were created by the Cooper Agency, a Madison Avenue advertising firm that produced much of the magazine's original art.

CLEARANCE on Prima Donna Decorative Plates

CLEARANCE on Prima Donna Decorative Plates

50% off Original Price
Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

CLEARANCE on Lolita Hand Painted Glassware

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CLEARANCE ON ALL
LOLITA HAND-PAINTED GLASSES
50% off Original Price

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Also Check out Our Lower Shipping Rates

Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards

NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards
It's a postcard! It's a magnet!

Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a 6'' x 4'' magnet to cherish forever.

Another day in paradise

ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

you're never too old....to do something stupid





did somebody say "open bar"?






someone is about to get herself voted off this island





If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:

Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."

Party Cups from MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More

SALE on Party Cups!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!

December 16 - December 23

Party Cups From
MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More
Are on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

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MikWright Holiday Coasters & Personal Cases are ON SALE!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!
December 9 - December 16

MikWright
Holiday Coasters & Personal CasesAre on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles,
so get them while you can.

Fresh ideas to put a little sass and comedy in the season.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

Shannon Martin Drink/Cocktail Coasters ON SALE!

Take a look at these CUTE Drink Coasters from Shannon Martin.
For a limited time they are ALL ON SALE!!

As usual they please the eye and tickle the funny bone. Shannon's vintage images combined with her witty sense of humor are a perfect combination that will compliment your next cocktail party. Perfect for ladies who love to laugh. All coasters are printed on sturdy recycled (and recyclable!) paper. Sturdy enough for a few uses, but disposable and easy to recycle.

Drink coaster sets include:

DCSMC01
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
You had me at Merlot
Que Syrah, Syrah
A Pinot for your thoughts

DCSMC05
Here's to nights we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start life in a different city.

DCSMC07
My liquid diet is going well. So far I've lost 2 days.
Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
You look like I need a drink.
The whole world is about three drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

DCSMC06
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
I never repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
Everyone needs to believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

DCSMC02
Wine a little, you'll feel better.
Here's to good food, good drink and bad boys.
Cheers! I'd make the toast, but I don't cook.
Pick me, squeeze me, make me wine.

DCSMC08
Wine is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katherine Hepburn
Bottoms up!
Why limit happy to an hour?

DCSMC04
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
Take me to your liter.
How can I be so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?