All Flasks are 20% off!

All Flasks are 20% off!

Anne Taintor Flasks, MikWright Flasks, Erin Smith Flasks

Some styles are limited, so grab them while you can

Cheers, Y'all!

NEW Fall Holiday Napkins 10% Off

SALE extended for 1 week.....get 'em quick!

Fall Holiday Napkins from Design Design, Murray's Law, Anne Taintor, Jill Wright, Naughty Betty, Emerson, Shannon Martin, MikWright and more.
Visit YouNeedADrink.com to see more Holiday Napkins and gifts.

Current Events

It all looked too familiar. Who knew MikWright had their spin on current events long before they happened in 2011.

Sorry, but we just couldn't resist....

Party Cups from MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More

SALE on Party Cups!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!

December 16 - December 23

Party Cups From
MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More
Are on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

MikWright Holiday Coasters & Personal Cases are ON SALE!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!
December 9 - December 16

MikWright
Holiday Coasters & Personal CasesAre on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles,
so get them while you can.

Fresh ideas to put a little sass and comedy in the season.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

MikWright Hip Flasks, Personal Cases and Party Cups

NEW MikWright Flasks, Party Cups & Cases

YouNeedADrink.com is excited to offer new MikWright gift items. Hip flasks, flask sets, and personal cases that are fun to give and receive.

It is hard to believe the Holiday Season is almost here.
But there it is, just weeks away.
Here are some fresh ideas to put a little sass in the season.

MikWright Personal case. Great for pills, jewelry, etc.
"You know I'm not wearing any underwear."

MikWright Personal Case. Great fo pills jewelry, etc.
"Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank."

MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."

MikWright Party Cups.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. and the last time I checked, it was now. "
"My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
"Hello vodka, it's mommy calling"
"Drinks well with others"

Flask Sets Include:

My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.

Individual Flasks Include:

Mama loves her some boxed wine.

Drinks well with others

For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka

I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis

Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.

Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.

There he goes again, showing off his wiener.

Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini

Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.

Tampon Cases Include:

It's all about the shoes

I was never meant to fly coach

That's the look she gets just before going into ''full-on-bitch'' mode

Why the hell do I even get up in the morning

I was never meant to work

If there is a God, please let this guy be my OB/GYN