All Flasks are 20% off!

All Flasks are 20% off!

Anne Taintor Flasks, MikWright Flasks, Erin Smith Flasks

Some styles are limited, so grab them while you can

Cheers, Y'all!

NEW Anne Taintor Products

New Products from Anne Taintor

• NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses



• NEW Anne Taintor Coin Purses



• NEW Anne Taintor Cosmetic Bags



• NEW Anne Taintor Drink Coasters



• NEW Anne Taintor Flasks



• NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards



• NEW Anne Taintor Mugs



• NEW Anne Taintor Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor Holiday Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor "Taintor With A Twist"

We've stocked up with new items from Anne Taintor. Fun gift items for the girls, gals, ladies, women....all those girlfriends who love to laugh.


Anne Taintor also has a great new line called Taintor With A Twist. This line has cocktail napkins, lady's liquor hip flasks, drink coasters and coffee mugs (tea cups). Here's a little about the line:
The new ''Taintor with a Twist'' line features classic art from ''The Saturday Evening Post'', the magazine that defined American life and culture for much of the 20th century. These sumptuous images - dare we call them Mad Men-esque? - were created by the Cooper Agency, a Madison Avenue advertising firm that produced much of the magazine's original art.

NEW Fall Holiday Napkins 10% Off

SALE extended for 1 week.....get 'em quick!

Fall Holiday Napkins from Design Design, Murray's Law, Anne Taintor, Jill Wright, Naughty Betty, Emerson, Shannon Martin, MikWright and more.
Visit YouNeedADrink.com to see more Holiday Napkins and gifts.

Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards

NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards
It's a postcard! It's a magnet!

Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a 6'' x 4'' magnet to cherish forever.

Another day in paradise

ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

you're never too old....to do something stupid





did somebody say "open bar"?






someone is about to get herself voted off this island





If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:

Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."

Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses

Anne Taintor Shot Glasses...you know you want some.

The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Anne Taintor and the crew have been working on these for a while, trying to get them absolutely perfect… and they are!

Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!)

We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.
Each 2 oz. glass is 4'' tall. Packed 4 glasses/set

Sets include:

''high maintenance' doesn't begin to cover it''

''all I want is an umbrella in my drink''

''it's so involved being me''

''I love not camping''
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''old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass''
''surely it must be five o'clock somewhere''
"let's ignore our mothers' well-meant advice''
''someone was going to have to set a bad example'' ______________________________________

''I can never remember which is better... safe?...or sorry?''

''looking for trouble? look no further...''

''golly! liquor is quicker!''

''born to be wild'' ____________________________________

''I have what one might call 'special needs'''

''I should come with a warning label''

''the key word is 'alleged'''

''just let my conscience be our guide''

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''medicated and motivated''

''stop me before I volunteer again''

''I'm so happy it's happy hour''

''why do dishes when you can do shots?'' ______________________________________

''guess where I'm tattooed''

''she threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men''

''she was about two shots away from proving his mother right''

''why yes, I am that kind of girl''