YouNeedADrink.com Black Friday Sale! TMYS (The More You Spend, The More You Save)

 Coupon Code: blackfriday2013

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Black Friday is here again.

Small Business Saturday is November 30.
Cyber Monday is December 2. 

SO LET'S SHOP & SAVE SOME MONEY!! 

The More You Spend, The More You Save!
All Giftware and Partyware is on sale! 

Spend $20 Save 5%*
Spend $30 Save 10%*
Spend $50 Save 15%*
Spend $70 Save 20%*
Spend $100 or more and Save 25%*

(SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED) 

(Even Clearance Items!)

  Ho, Ho, Ho...  

And Cheers, Y'all!

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Go to YouNeedADrink.com

1.) Make Your Giftware or Partyware Selections*

2.) Checkout

3.) Enter the Coupon Code: blackfriday2013

Offer Expires Midnight: Tuesday,  December 3, 2013

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*Discounts do not apply to taxes, shipping, or handling charges. Equipment Purchases, Equipment Parts, Rentals, Drink Mixes, Wholesale Orders and Custom Orders are not eligible for discounts.

All purchases must be on a single order to qualify for discount.  Discounts do not apply to previous orders.  Limited quantities are available.  Discount offer is good while supplies last.

No Rain Checks. Discount can not be combined with any other offers.

Coupon code expires at midnight 12/03/2012.  

Final Clearance on Halloween Napkins!

20% off on all HALLOWEEN napkins left in stock.

Get them quick!

NEW Everyday and Holiday Cocktail Napkins from Shannon Martin

Check out the funny new cocktail & beverage napkins from Shannon Martin-Girl Designer. We are now carrying all of Shannon's everyday cocktail napkins as well as her whole line of Holiday cocktail napkins.

NEW Anne Taintor Products

New Products from Anne Taintor

• NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses



• NEW Anne Taintor Coin Purses



• NEW Anne Taintor Cosmetic Bags



• NEW Anne Taintor Drink Coasters



• NEW Anne Taintor Flasks



• NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards



• NEW Anne Taintor Mugs



• NEW Anne Taintor Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor Holiday Cocktail Napkins



• NEW Anne Taintor "Taintor With A Twist"

We've stocked up with new items from Anne Taintor. Fun gift items for the girls, gals, ladies, women....all those girlfriends who love to laugh.


Anne Taintor also has a great new line called Taintor With A Twist. This line has cocktail napkins, lady's liquor hip flasks, drink coasters and coffee mugs (tea cups). Here's a little about the line:
The new ''Taintor with a Twist'' line features classic art from ''The Saturday Evening Post'', the magazine that defined American life and culture for much of the 20th century. These sumptuous images - dare we call them Mad Men-esque? - were created by the Cooper Agency, a Madison Avenue advertising firm that produced much of the magazine's original art.

Current Events

It all looked too familiar. Who knew MikWright had their spin on current events long before they happened in 2011.

Sorry, but we just couldn't resist....

CLEARANCE on Prima Donna Decorative Plates

CLEARANCE on Prima Donna Decorative Plates

50% off Original Price
Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

CLEARANCE on Lolita Hand Painted Glassware

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CLEARANCE ON ALL
LOLITA HAND-PAINTED GLASSES
50% off Original Price

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Also Check out Our Lower Shipping Rates

Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards

NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards
It's a postcard! It's a magnet!

Write a message, affix a postcard-rate stamp, and pop in the mail. The delighted addressee then peels off the backing and has a 6'' x 4'' magnet to cherish forever.

Another day in paradise

ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

you're never too old....to do something stupid





did somebody say "open bar"?






someone is about to get herself voted off this island





If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:

Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."

Party Cups from MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More

SALE on Party Cups!

FOR ONE WEEK ONLY!

December 16 - December 23

Party Cups From
MikWright, Murray's Law, Emerson & More
Are on SALE!

Supplies are limited on some styles, so get them while you can.

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates

New Items from FRED...just in time for the Holidays!

NEW Party and Gift Items from FRED
YouNeedADrink.com has FUNKY new items from FRED.

Yeah, we know how to party....

Check out our Lower Shipping Rates!

HOPSIDE DOWN™
viva la longneck!

Black Stash Bottle Openers

COOL SHOOTERS

Freeze your own shot glass

Oops!
It is a drink coaster and a bottle opener all in one!

MEET PEOPLE Drink Markers
Avoid that “how do I start a conversation with this utter stranger” feeling...

BEER BANDS
Never loose your drink again!

WINE LINES
Stem tags with attitude

COOL JAZZ
freeze, stir, and chill

POLLUTED™
pick your poison!

COOL JEWELS
the dazzling diamond ice cube tray

PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS
turn your nose into something WILD

PEEPSHOW Shot Glasses
Get an eyeful !

WINESTEIN™
a beer-lover’s wine glass or a wine-lover’s beer glass?

Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

NEW Ephemera Cocktail/Beverage Napkins...they're a HOOT!

Ephemera, Inc: Retro with attitude. We love Ephemera's sense of style and hilarious captions on their cocktail/beverage napkins.

Some of Ephemera's new party napkins:

• I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.


• Wine! It's how classy people get shitfaced.


• Once I thought I was a slut. Then I realized I was acting like a man.

If you don't know much about Ephemera, Inc., here is a little from their website:

Founded in 1980 in San Francisco, CA

Now located in Phoenix, Oregon (population 4,060)
Home of Tami Farrell, Miss Teen USA 2003

INFLUENCES:
Jerry Lewis
Mad Magazine
Lenny Bruce
Miles Davis
Abbie Hoffman
Ronald McDonald
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Jane Fonda
Soupy Sales
Henry Mancini
Frank Sinatra
Sid Vicious
Dr. Suess
Vladimir Nabokov
Vlad the Impaler

PHILOSOPHY:
Being weird isn’t enough.
Doing strange things in the name of art.
Pissing off the whole world – one person at a time.
Being nice to people is a really good idea.

We are hoping to carry Ephemera's coffee/tea mugs, drink coasters and other items soon.

Stay tuned!

Anne Taintor NEW Barware

Anne Taintor has released new Ladies' Flasks and Drink Coasters for the Spring. Her Barware Line is sure to please all your friends with wicked senses of humor. These fun, funny, witty, clever and RETRO Liquor Flasks and Drink Coasters make perfect gifts.

These dandy little 4 oz stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.

NEW Flask Styles Include:

• Golly! Liquor is quicker!



• All I want is an umbrella in my drink.



• I should come with a warning label

The perfect hostess gift and a sure-fire conversation starter! Each set of six reusable Beverage/Cocktail Coasters includes two each of three designs. With so many clever Anne Taintor designs to choose from, and this great price, better pick up a few.

For those who may not know, here is a little bit about Anne Taintor from her website:

Anne graduated from Harvard in 1977 with a degree in Visual and Environmental
Studies. After college, she focused on collage, and her work always incorporated
a subtle humor and playfulness. For years, Anne’s art was more of a sideline
than a full-time occupation. But in 1985, she was a single mother searching for
a way to spend more time at home with her daughter than her job in cartography
permitted, and she began to develop a line of collaged pins and magnets. The new
collages combined vintage images with Anne’s own interpretation of what these
men and women might really be thinking. They were instantly a hit with Anne’s
customers, though it took a little longer for her to be brave enough to “quit
her day job”.

In 1999, with her daughter away at college, Anne and her
husband moved to a tiny town (population 80!) in North Central New Mexico

The New Yorker's Cartoon NEW Cocktail/Beverage Napkins and Drink Coasters

We have now added The New Yorker's Cartoon Cocktail/Beverage Napkins and The New Yorker Drink Coasters to our humorous line of paper party napkins and party supplies. The New Yorker's fun, funny, witty and clever products will add a splash of comedy to your next party.

For more than 80 years The New Yorker's cartoons have been recognized for their style, wit and intelligence. New Yorker cartoonists have created a truly American genre of art that has become an integral part of our cultural landscape.*

Styles Include:
(Links take you to the product described)

• ''Barry made the wine. I made the cheese.''


• ''Susan, this might be the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine.''


• ''Most of all I love your vulnerability.''


• ''Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!''


• ''We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent.''


• ''Might I suggest the most expensive wine and the most expensive dinner?''

Don't forget The New Yorker Drink Coaster Set


*via PPD catalog

Shannon Martin - Girl Designer NEW Cocktail/Beverage Napkins

Your next party needs a touch of retro, witty, fun, funky & whimsy. Look at these great Shannon Martin Cocktail Beverage napkins. Shannon combines old images with witty, pithy captions to create napkins with a retro feel, and sharp wit.

Captions for these funny napkins include:

• Be yourself. Everyone else is taken-Oscar Wilde
• Bottoms Up!
• Dinner is poured
• Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini
• Honey, when I told you to bring over a hot dish, I wasn't talking about a Green Bean Casserole
• Setting a good example for your children, takes all the fun out of Middle Age-William Feather
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun -Katharine Hepburn
• If you pour it, they will come.
• If you haven't got anything nice to say about someone, come sit by me -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party-Oscar Wilde
• The menu tonight consists of 2 choices: Take it or Leave It.
• The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
• Wine is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin
• Why Limit Happy to an Hour
  

Shannon Martin is a seasoned graphic designer, entertaining writer and lifetime prankster who was born to create funny, funky, witty and retro cocktail/beverage napkins. Shannon loves what she does and hopes you do, too.

Shannon attributes any artistic tendencies to her mother, who used to paint faces on the fruit she put in her children's lunches. She has a background in art and design and draws inspiration from Joseph Cornell, Anne Lamott and her hero, Pippi Longstocking.

Be sure to check out all the styles available. They will add witty banter to any cocktail party.

Inviting Company has a CUTE new line of Cocktail Napkins

Inviting Company has a great new line of Funny, Witty, Humorous Cocktail/Beverage Napkins. We liked them so much we decided to carry almost everyone of them! Take a look at them, they really cracked us up. They are selling well, so get them before they're gone!

Shortened Versions of the Captions include:

• Loved and Lost
• Apologize
• Cinderella
• Sorry you Missed It
• Clear Conscience
• Don't Talk
• Lemons
• Let's Party
• Life's Too Short
• Miss You
• Mornings
• My Family
• Networking
• Nice Tiara
• Other Fish
• Prince Charming
• Princess
• Repeat Gossip
• Stressed
• Sunshine
• Thinkin' Chocolate
• Wine Improves

New Funny Cocktail Napkins from Mary Phillips for 2009

New Funny Cocktail Napkins from Mary Phillips Designs

Mary Phillips consistently creates funny cocktail napkins that make you smile, laugh and share with your friends. Mary Phillips Designs' humorous cocktail napkins are perfect for cheap, quick and easy gifts for your friends and co-workers. Make them smile today!

2009 Styles from Mary Phillips Designs

(Left Top to bottom- Right Top to bottom)

• Stimulating the economy one drink at a time
• I used to care but now I take a pill for that
• Bubbles never drank alone
• It's 5:00 somewhere
• Never let a few facts stand in the way of a good story
• Wine goes with everything I wear
• Bubbles refused to admit she had a problem
• I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it-Mae West
• Wine flies when you are having fun
• Domestic bliss is only a drink away

Cute & Funny New Mugs from MikWright and Design Design

Here are some new mugs that made us smile. I hope they make you smile too! From edgy humor of MikWright to the simple "Ha Ha" humor of Design Design, these new coffee mugs or tea mugs, will make you smile as you are drinking your morning coffee.

Featured:

Design Design "Mommy's Sippy Cup"

Design Design "Decaf? No Thanks! I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

MikWright "That's the look she gets just before she goes into full-on-bitch mode"

These funny mugs make a great inexpensive for a friend or a co-worker. We are sure they need to start their mornings with a smile as well!

Love Time Disco...New Pop Art Inspired Napkins

Just found these funny cocktail/beverage napkins from Love-Time-Disco. They are a little edgy, true, but they are definitely funny. As everyone knows, we like a little edge to our humor...especially on our party napkins.

Don't these remind you of Roy Lichtenstein's art with a spash of Andy Warhol?

Take a look and tell me what you think.

New Napkins, Wine Glasses & Drink Coasters from Mary Phillips Designs

NEW Napkin Styles, Drink Coasters & Wine Glasses from Mary Phillips Designs

Clever and Creative...2 words that best describe Mary Phillips Designs. Her new items for 2009 are no exception.

New Mary Phillips Designs napkin styles:

Mary Phillips Designs: Wine Flies When You're Having Fun.
Mary Phillips Designs: Domestic Bliss Is Just A Drink Away.
Mary Phillips Designs: Stimulating the Economy One Drink At A Time.
Mary Phillips Designs: I Used To Care, But Now I Take A Pill For That.

NEW "Party Coasters" Drink Coasters From Mary Phillips Designs


Party Coasters for the ladies who cocktail! Displaying an energetic array of color, the "Party" Set offers up all the best quotes on the fine art of cocktailing. 3-3/4" diameter. 16 double sided coasters, 16 signature quotes enclosed in a chic keepsake box perfect for gift giving, party planning, and display in the home.

New Mary Phillips Designs "Party Coasters" 16 drink coaster styles:

Mary Phillips Designs: A balanced diet.
Mary Phillips Designs: Put your big girl panties on and deal with it.
Mary Phillips Designs: Waiter, I'm going to need a bigger glass.
Mary Phillips Designs: If you're drunk and you know it clap your hands.
Mary Phillips Designs: I have high heels and low morals.
Mary Phillips Designs: Why limit happy to an hour.
Mary Phillips Designs: Denial on the rocks.
Mary Phillips Designs: Stimulating the economy one drink at a time.
Mary Phillips Designs: I used to care but now I take a pill for that.
Mary Phillips Designs: Save the earth, it's the only planet with wine.
Mary Phillips Designs: To save time let's assume I know everything.
Mary Phillips Designs: I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
Mary Phillips Designs: Wine flies when yor are having fun.
Mary Phillips Designs: Wine goes with everything I wear.
Mary Phillips Designs: It's wine o'clock.
Mary Phillips Designs: I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just real thirsty.


NEW Wine Glass Styles from Mary Phillips Designs

New individual wine glasses in a matching gift box!
Ideal to have or share for wine lovers everywhere!

Birthday Cake
Save the Earth! It's the only planet with wine!
Domestic bliss is just one drink away
Why limit happy to an hour

12 oz. (350 mL). Dishwasher safe (Except Happy Birthday Glass..it is trimmed in Gold).