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Here's to nights we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start life in a different city.
My liquid diet is going well. So far I've lost 2 days.
Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
You look like I need a drink.
The whole world is about three drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
I never repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
Everyone needs to believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
Take me to your liter.
How can I be so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?