Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Christmas Time for the Jews.....

It is still Chanukah, so here is a little something that makes us smile....

When everyone closes down the shops and stays home for Christmas, the Jews own the town. A Phil Spector Tribute...From Saturday TV Funhouse on SNL.
A Robert Smigel cartoon. Sung by Darlene Love.

Tags: Hanukkah , Robert Smigel , TV Funhouse , Xmas , Saturday Night Live , Cults and Religions , Television , Video Clips


On Christmas Eve, The Gentiles gather Around the Christmas Tree.
They stay at home, and party with Their Goyishe family.

They disappear one day each yearAnd pass the egg nog 'round.
But it's all right because that's the night the Jews control the town.

Well, this happens every year on Christmas Eve,
All the happy Christian people take their leave.

Yeah, the streets are deserted and that's big news,
It's Christmas Time for the Jews.

The holiday party starts about 6pm,
Ain't nobody recreating Bethlehem.

Yeah the Three Wise Men, that's a big old snooze,
It's Christmas Time for the Jews.

They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line,
They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweet ass wine.

They can crank Barbra Streisand on the streets they cruise,
It's Christmas Time for the Jews.

They can gang up on the Quakers,
Play for the Lakers,
They can do what they wanna,
Even blow off Madonna.

Get a chance to drive a tractor,
Win on Fear Factor,
See Fiddler On The Roof with actual Jewish actors.

Now, they really get the party goin' after dark,
Circumcizing grateful squirrels in the city park.

Picking fights in the bar knowing they can't lose,
It's Christmas Time for the Jews.

Now it's nearly 10:30Yes, it's time for bed,
Daily Show re-runs dancin' in their heads.

Maybe next year they'll learn how to hold their booze,
It's Christmas Time for the Jews.

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