Holiday Humor from Anne Taintor and MikWright

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Anne Taintor and MikWright add a little humor to the Holidays.

Anne Taintor Styles Included:

His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.

You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?

All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.

She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.

Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.

Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.

The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.

She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:

''dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please email the dimensions of your ass because I don't think this is gonna work.''

''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''

''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''

''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''

''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''

Does this turkey make my butt look big?

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It is hard to believe the Holiday Season is almost here.
But there it is, just weeks away.
Here are some fresh ideas to put a little sass in the season.

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"You know I'm not wearing any underwear."

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"Someone should have warned Lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank."

MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."

MikWright Party Cups.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. and the last time I checked, it was now. "
"My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
"Hello vodka, it's mommy calling"
"Drinks well with others"

Flask Sets Include:

My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.

Individual Flasks Include:

Mama loves her some boxed wine.

Drinks well with others

For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka

I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis

Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.

Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.

There he goes again, showing off his wiener.

Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini

Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.

Tampon Cases Include:

It's all about the shoes

I was never meant to fly coach

That's the look she gets just before going into ''full-on-bitch'' mode

Why the hell do I even get up in the morning

I was never meant to work

If there is a God, please let this guy be my OB/GYN

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Another day in paradise

ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

you're never too old....
to do something stupid

did somebody say "open bar"?

someone is about to get herself voted off this island

If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:

Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."

Shannon Martin Drink/Cocktail Coasters ON SALE!

Take a look at these CUTE Drink Coasters from Shannon Martin.
For a limited time they are ALL ON SALE!!

As usual they please the eye and tickle the funny bone. Shannon's vintage images combined with her witty sense of humor are a perfect combination that will compliment your next cocktail party. Perfect for ladies who love to laugh. All coasters are printed on sturdy recycled (and recyclable!) paper. Sturdy enough for a few uses, but disposable and easy to recycle.

Drink coaster sets include:

DCSMC01
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
You had me at Merlot
Que Syrah, Syrah
A Pinot for your thoughts

DCSMC05
Here's to nights we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start life in a different city.

DCSMC07
My liquid diet is going well. So far I've lost 2 days.
Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
You look like I need a drink.
The whole world is about three drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

DCSMC06
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
I never repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
Everyone needs to believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

DCSMC02
Wine a little, you'll feel better.
Here's to good food, good drink and bad boys.
Cheers! I'd make the toast, but I don't cook.
Pick me, squeeze me, make me wine.

DCSMC08
Wine is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katherine Hepburn
Bottoms up!
Why limit happy to an hour?

DCSMC04
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
Take me to your liter.
How can I be so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?