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Here are gifts for the lady from Anne Taintor including Shot Glasses, Mugs, Magnetic Postcards, Funny Cocktail/Beverage Napkins, Flasks, Drink Coasters & more
Anne Taintor Styles Included:
His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.
The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.
You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?
All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.
She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.
Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.
Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.
The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.
She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.
MikWright Holiday Coasters:
''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''
''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''
''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''
''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''
NEW MikWright Flasks, Party Cups & Cases 
MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."
Flask Sets Include:
My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.
Individual Flasks Include:
Mama loves her some boxed wine.
Drinks well with others
For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka
I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis
Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.
Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.
There he goes again, showing off his wiener.
Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini
Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.
Tampon Cases Include:
It's all about the shoes
I was never meant to fly coach
Why the hell do I even get up in the morning
I was never meant to work
NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards
you're never too old....
to do something stupid
someone is about to get herself voted off this island
If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:
Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."
Drink coaster sets include:
DCSMC01
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
You had me at Merlot
Que Syrah, Syrah
A Pinot for your thoughts
What's not to like with sayings like this:
So have a Greener Holiday Season and hop on the bandwagon. Get yours today!
We are Nashville Roast, a wholesale coffee roaster located at the historic Cannery Row near downtown Nashville. We have been roasting coffee in Nashville since 2007. Our connections in Costa Rica, have pioneered the business of specialty coffee production and export, positioning Costa Rican and Central American coffees in the most demanding markets for success by developing niche markets through constant coffee education. This connection allows us to find the best coffee, from seed to cup, to satisfy the palate of the most discriminating consumer.
At Nashville Roast, we are dedicated to sourcing and roasting the highest quality coffees in the world. Artisan coffee roasting and prompt delivery, enhance the inherent flavors and aromas of the bean for every coffee aficionado.
The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Anne Taintor and the crew have been working on these for a while, trying to get them absolutely perfect… and they are!
Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!)
We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.
Each 2 oz. glass is 4'' tall. Packed 4 glasses/set
Sets include:
''high maintenance' doesn't begin to cover it''
''all I want is an umbrella in my drink''
''it's so involved being me''
''I love not camping''
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''old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass''
''surely it must be five o'clock somewhere''
"let's ignore our mothers' well-meant advice''
''someone was going to have to set a bad example'' ______________________________________
''I can never remember which is better... safe?...or sorry?''
''looking for trouble? look no further...''
''golly! liquor is quicker!''
''born to be wild'' ____________________________________
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''medicated and motivated''
''stop me before I volunteer again''
''I'm so happy it's happy hour''
''why do dishes when you can do shots?'' ______________________________________
Some of Ephemera's new party napkins:
If you don't know much about Ephemera, Inc., here is a little from their website:
Founded in 1980 in San Francisco, CA
Now located in Phoenix, Oregon (population 4,060)
Home of Tami Farrell, Miss Teen USA 2003
INFLUENCES:
Jerry Lewis
Mad Magazine
Lenny Bruce
Miles Davis
Abbie Hoffman
Ronald McDonald
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Jane Fonda
Soupy Sales
Henry Mancini
Frank Sinatra
Sid Vicious
Dr. Suess
Vladimir Nabokov
Vlad the Impaler
PHILOSOPHY:
Being weird isn’t enough.
Doing strange things in the name of art.
Pissing off the whole world – one person at a time.
Being nice to people is a really good idea.
We are hoping to carry Ephemera's coffee/tea mugs, drink coasters and other items soon.
Stay tuned!
The perfect hostess gift and a sure-fire conversation starter! Each set of six reusable Beverage/Cocktail Coasters includes two each of three designs. With so many clever Anne Taintor designs to choose from, and this great price, better pick up a few.
For those who may not know, here is a little bit about Anne Taintor from her website:
Anne graduated from Harvard in 1977 with a degree in Visual and Environmental
Studies. After college, she focused on collage, and her work always incorporated
a subtle humor and playfulness. For years, Anne’s art was more of a sideline
than a full-time occupation. But in 1985, she was a single mother searching for
a way to spend more time at home with her daughter than her job in cartography
permitted, and she began to develop a line of collaged pins and magnets. The new
collages combined vintage images with Anne’s own interpretation of what these
men and women might really be thinking. They were instantly a hit with Anne’s
customers, though it took a little longer for her to be brave enough to “quit
her day job”.
In 1999, with her daughter away at college, Anne and her
husband moved to a tiny town (population 80!) in North Central New Mexico
2010 NEW Spring Styles Include:
Shannon Martin is a seasoned graphic designer, entertaining writer and
lifetime prankster who was born to create funny, funky, witty and retro
cocktail/beverage drink coasters. Shannon loves what she does and hopes you do,
too.
Shannon attributes any artistic tendencies to her mother, who used
to paint faces on the fruit she put in her children's lunches. She has a
background in art and design and draws inspiration from Joseph Cornell, Anne
Lamott and her hero, Pippi Longstocking.
In the U.S., the world's biggest consumer market for bottled water, sales hit a record 8.82 billion gallons in 2007, a 9.5 percent increase from 2005. Sales of bottled water in the U.S. have now overtaken sales of milk and are close to outselling beer.
What's not to like with sayings like this:
So have a Greener New Year and hop on the bandwagon and get yours today!
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