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Here are gifts for the lady from Anne Taintor including Shot Glasses, Mugs, Magnetic Postcards, Funny Cocktail/Beverage Napkins, Flasks, Drink Coasters & more
Anne Taintor Styles Included:
His thoughtful gift had ''exchange'' written all over it.
The mistletoe isn't the only thing that is going to get hammered.
You saw Mommy kissing NO ONE, you understand?
All she wanted for Christmas was a nap.
She had decided to go with ''Naughty'' this year.
Fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays.
Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were jewish.
The tree wouldn't be the only one getting lit this year.
She was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown.

MikWright Holiday Coasters:
''speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from San Francisco? pass the cranberries.''
''I'll be home for Christmas. (and in therapy by new year's)''
''(whatever it is, I hope it fits in my wallet or my liquor cabinet.)''
''Monica dear, there is no santa. Now, be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini''
NEW MikWright Flasks, Party Cups & Cases 

MikWright Party Cups. Set of 4.
"There he goes again, showing off his wiener"
"Do I look like I give a rat's ass?
"Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
"I'm doing my part to go green. Today for lunch I had three apple martinis."

MikWright Party Cups.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. and the last time I checked, it was now. "
"My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
"Hello vodka, it's mommy calling"
"Drinks well with others"
My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about.
Now remember, no running, no diving and no salt on my margaritas.
To have and to hold, from this day forward.
You Kids put that homework away! These cocktails are not going to refill themselves.
Individual Flasks Include:
Mama loves her some boxed wine.
Drinks well with others
For the record, the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka
I'm doing my part to go green. Today at lunch I had 3 apple martinis
Honey, just between us girls, mama's half buzzed.
Hello Vodka! It's mommy calling.
There he goes again, showing off his wiener.
Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and make mommy another martini
Some days it's nice to just relax and have a cocktail. On other days, it's nice to relax and have a cocktail.
Tampon Cases Include:
It's all about the shoes
I was never meant to fly coach
Why the hell do I even get up in the morning
I was never meant to work
NEW Anne Taintor Magnetic Postcards

you're never too old....
to do something stupid

someone is about to get herself voted off this island
If you didn't know, Anne Taintor is the original vintage humor company. Here's a little background on Anne from her website:
Twenty-five years ago, single mother and frustrated artist Anne Taintor glued the words "intellectuals gone bad" onto a vintage magazine ad showing two glamorous women from the 1950s, launching a career that has led to her being described as "the patron saint of female frustration" and "queen of collage kitsch."