Shannon Martin Drink/Cocktail Coasters ON SALE!

Take a look at these CUTE Drink Coasters from Shannon Martin.
For a limited time they are ALL ON SALE!!

As usual they please the eye and tickle the funny bone. Shannon's vintage images combined with her witty sense of humor are a perfect combination that will compliment your next cocktail party. Perfect for ladies who love to laugh. All coasters are printed on sturdy recycled (and recyclable!) paper. Sturdy enough for a few uses, but disposable and easy to recycle.

Drink coaster sets include:

DCSMC01
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
You had me at Merlot
Que Syrah, Syrah
A Pinot for your thoughts

DCSMC05
Here's to nights we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party. - Oscar Wilde
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start life in a different city.

DCSMC07
My liquid diet is going well. So far I've lost 2 days.
Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
You look like I need a drink.
The whole world is about three drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

DCSMC06
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
I never repeat gossip. So listen carefully.
Everyone needs to believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

DCSMC02
Wine a little, you'll feel better.
Here's to good food, good drink and bad boys.
Cheers! I'd make the toast, but I don't cook.
Pick me, squeeze me, make me wine.

DCSMC08
Wine is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katherine Hepburn
Bottoms up!
Why limit happy to an hour?

DCSMC04
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
Take me to your liter.
How can I be so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?

Urban Canteens ARE ON SALE!

CLEARANCE on ALL Olive Sandwiches Urban Canteens

Get 'em while they last!

Urban Canteen Styles include:

What's not to like with sayings like this:

• Do not disturb! I'm disturbed enough as it is!


• Actually yes, the world does revolve around me!


• Bitch? Moi?


• How much fun can I have before I go to hell?


• TGIF- Thank God I'm Fabulous!


• Gardening, Yoga, Bubble Baths, Medication...And I still want to smack somebody!

So have a Greener Holiday Season and hop on the bandwagon. Get yours today!

Nashville Roast Coffee and a Funny Mug

YouNeedADrink.com
is now carrying coffee

We found a great local roaster who produces a quality product at a great price. We are now carrying tasty coffee from Nashville Roast Coffee Company. If you aren't familiar with Nashville Roast Coffee, here is a little information from their site:

We are Nashville Roast, a wholesale coffee roaster located at the historic Cannery Row near downtown Nashville. We have been roasting coffee in Nashville since 2007. Our connections in Costa Rica, have pioneered the business of specialty coffee production and export, positioning Costa Rican and Central American coffees in the most demanding markets for success by developing niche markets through constant coffee education. This connection allows us to find the best coffee, from seed to cup, to satisfy the palate of the most discriminating consumer.

At Nashville Roast, we are dedicated to sourcing and roasting the highest quality coffees in the world. Artisan coffee roasting and prompt delivery, enhance the inherent flavors and aromas of the bean for every coffee aficionado.

For a limited time, we are offering a sale. Buy any flavor of Nashville Roast Coffee PLUS any one of our funny mugs and receive 10% off your entire order.

NEW Anne Taintor Shot Glasses

Anne Taintor Shot Glasses...you know you want some.

The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Anne Taintor and the crew have been working on these for a while, trying to get them absolutely perfect… and they are!

Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!)

We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.
Each 2 oz. glass is 4'' tall. Packed 4 glasses/set

Sets include:

''high maintenance' doesn't begin to cover it''

''all I want is an umbrella in my drink''

''it's so involved being me''

''I love not camping''
______________________________________

''old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass''
''surely it must be five o'clock somewhere''
"let's ignore our mothers' well-meant advice''
''someone was going to have to set a bad example'' ______________________________________

''I can never remember which is better... safe?...or sorry?''

''looking for trouble? look no further...''

''golly! liquor is quicker!''

''born to be wild'' ____________________________________

''I have what one might call 'special needs'''

''I should come with a warning label''

''the key word is 'alleged'''

''just let my conscience be our guide''

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''medicated and motivated''

''stop me before I volunteer again''

''I'm so happy it's happy hour''

''why do dishes when you can do shots?'' ______________________________________

''guess where I'm tattooed''

''she threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men''

''she was about two shots away from proving his mother right''

''why yes, I am that kind of girl''

NEW Ephemera Cocktail/Beverage Napkins...they're a HOOT!

Ephemera, Inc: Retro with attitude. We love Ephemera's sense of style and hilarious captions on their cocktail/beverage napkins.

Some of Ephemera's new party napkins:

• I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.


• Wine! It's how classy people get shitfaced.


• Once I thought I was a slut. Then I realized I was acting like a man.

If you don't know much about Ephemera, Inc., here is a little from their website:

Founded in 1980 in San Francisco, CA

Now located in Phoenix, Oregon (population 4,060)
Home of Tami Farrell, Miss Teen USA 2003

INFLUENCES:
Jerry Lewis
Mad Magazine
Lenny Bruce
Miles Davis
Abbie Hoffman
Ronald McDonald
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Jane Fonda
Soupy Sales
Henry Mancini
Frank Sinatra
Sid Vicious
Dr. Suess
Vladimir Nabokov
Vlad the Impaler

PHILOSOPHY:
Being weird isn’t enough.
Doing strange things in the name of art.
Pissing off the whole world – one person at a time.
Being nice to people is a really good idea.

We are hoping to carry Ephemera's coffee/tea mugs, drink coasters and other items soon.

Stay tuned!

Anne Taintor NEW Barware

Anne Taintor has released new Ladies' Flasks and Drink Coasters for the Spring. Her Barware Line is sure to please all your friends with wicked senses of humor. These fun, funny, witty, clever and RETRO Liquor Flasks and Drink Coasters make perfect gifts.

These dandy little 4 oz stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.

NEW Flask Styles Include:

• Golly! Liquor is quicker!



• All I want is an umbrella in my drink.



• I should come with a warning label

The perfect hostess gift and a sure-fire conversation starter! Each set of six reusable Beverage/Cocktail Coasters includes two each of three designs. With so many clever Anne Taintor designs to choose from, and this great price, better pick up a few.

For those who may not know, here is a little bit about Anne Taintor from her website:

Anne graduated from Harvard in 1977 with a degree in Visual and Environmental
Studies. After college, she focused on collage, and her work always incorporated
a subtle humor and playfulness. For years, Anne’s art was more of a sideline
than a full-time occupation. But in 1985, she was a single mother searching for
a way to spend more time at home with her daughter than her job in cartography
permitted, and she began to develop a line of collaged pins and magnets. The new
collages combined vintage images with Anne’s own interpretation of what these
men and women might really be thinking. They were instantly a hit with Anne’s
customers, though it took a little longer for her to be brave enough to “quit
her day job”.

In 1999, with her daughter away at college, Anne and her
husband moved to a tiny town (population 80!) in North Central New Mexico

Anne Taintor NEW Napkins and Mugs!

We are always SO excited when the new Anne Taintor catalog comes and see that Anne has new items. Thankfully, she still keeps her wry sense of humor and continues finding these amazing retro images. This season's crop of funny cocktail/beverage napkins and coffee/tea mugs will keep you smiling when you have your next cocktail party or just the next cup of coffee.



This season we were even more excited to announce that Anne now has napkins with women of color! Great news indeed. Anne has been on the hunt for a long time for images to add to her collection that is more representative of America today. However, since she uses old advertising art as the base for her art, it has been difficult to find women of color from artwork in the 40's. However, she has done it! We hope this is a start of much more to come.

2010 NEW Spring Styles Include:

• From scratch? why yes, I scratched the label right off the bakery's box COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• Oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again.. COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• She was one frozen entree' away from a nervous breakdown COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN & COFFEE/TEA MUG


• My garden kicks ass COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN


• Golly! Liquor IS quicker! COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN , FLASK & DRINK COASTERS


• Errands...housecleaning..dinner at 6. How does he do it? COCKTAIL/BEVERAGE NAPKIN