Nick Ray (ModerNash): Fabulous Recipe for THE SAVAGE

Nick Ray of ModernNash (aka: Ikea Nick) has a great recipe for a Yummy Cocktail...

Recipe For THE SAVAGE:

1 + 1/2 oz Vodka
1 + 1/2 oz Tropical Rum
3 oz Orange Juice
3 oz Pineapple Juice
2 T Grenadine

Mix it all together and partake responsibly. YUMMY!

YUMMY RECIPE: SWAMP THING

Mr. I and I love these all year, but especially in summer. Make one today!

Recipe for the Famous Swamp Thing:

2 Parts Vodka
1 Part Triple Sec
2-3 Parts Orange Juice
1 Part O.S. Cranapple
5 (not 4 or 6...5) Maraschino Cherries
2 T Maraschino Cherry Juice

Here is the trick. This MUST be made in a Solo 16 oz Red Cup your first few times until you get the measurements right. The Vodka goes up to the bottom ring on the inside of the Red Cup. then add the rest....YUMMY!

Shannon Martin - Girl Designer NEW Cocktail/Beverage Napkins

Your next party needs a touch of retro, witty, fun, funky & whimsy. Look at these great Shannon Martin Cocktail Beverage napkins. Shannon combines old images with witty, pithy captions to create napkins with a retro feel, and sharp wit.

Captions for these funny napkins include:

• Be yourself. Everyone else is taken-Oscar Wilde
• Bottoms Up!
• Dinner is poured
• Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini
• Honey, when I told you to bring over a hot dish, I wasn't talking about a Green Bean Casserole
• Setting a good example for your children, takes all the fun out of Middle Age-William Feather
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun -Katharine Hepburn
• If you pour it, they will come.
• If you haven't got anything nice to say about someone, come sit by me -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party-Oscar Wilde
• The menu tonight consists of 2 choices: Take it or Leave It.
• The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
• Wine is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin
• Why Limit Happy to an Hour
  

Shannon Martin is a seasoned graphic designer, entertaining writer and lifetime prankster who was born to create funny, funky, witty and retro cocktail/beverage napkins. Shannon loves what she does and hopes you do, too.

Shannon attributes any artistic tendencies to her mother, who used to paint faces on the fruit she put in her children's lunches. She has a background in art and design and draws inspiration from Joseph Cornell, Anne Lamott and her hero, Pippi Longstocking.

Be sure to check out all the styles available. They will add witty banter to any cocktail party.